johnnyjoestarrelatable:

me @ my cat: baby enjoy toy. mommy buy for you. enjoy entertainment baby

cat: fuck you. give me more crumpled starbucks receipts

(via roelikesbutts)

greene-machine:

(via kristenwiiggle)

vollkommen-allein:

“I hate small talk. Let’s talk about your parents, the lies you told, how you feel, sex, what scares you.. not “wyd” every minute.”

— (via missnothingquotes)

(Source: sexual-texts, via wynn1ng)

iconicbop:

(via gaydiesaster)

kristenwiiggle:

we are in the midst of a lady gaga renaissance. my skin is clear, my debts are paid, my depression has taken a sabbatical, and my cars check engine light turned off.

thestateonmtv:

Drag race contestant: I’m suicidal, my family doesn’t talk to me and my emotional well being is in shambles

RuPaul: overcome that

(via adore-willamcourtney-alaska-fame)